How to get the ladies

Ok guys, so my most requested topic has been how to get girls. Lol where do you all live your mother's basement or something? Anyway so make sure you've got cash and time and maybe a sweet ride before you attempt this or you'll just fail. Looking for a girl is like looking for a job. It is a long and hard (lol) process that will take a lot of time and you probably won't find something you want so you'll have to settle for whatever you can get. However unlike a job getting a girl makes you lose money not gain it. This is because you have to spend a lot of money on movie tickets and popcorn so you can fill awkward silences with explosions and buttery goodness. Anyways I'll write more on the first date later. That should give you a good head start though.